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TEXTURE/GRIT:  Medium

Black walnut powder for a noticeable, skin-stimulating scrub.

SMELLS LIKE:  Mountain Pine

Crisp fresh-cut pine combined with zesty lemon notes, creating a bright and invigorating blend of forest and citrus.

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WHAT'S INSIDE:

Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil**, Organic Coconut Oil*, Organic Shea Butter*), Fragrance, Bentonite Clay, Green Clay, Spirulina Powder, Black Walnut Hull, Aspen Bark Extract, Chromium Oxide, Black Oxide.

*Fair Trade. **Fair Trade, Sustainable-Palm Done Right.

BAR SIZE & WEIGHT:

  • Lasts an average of 18-21 days with daily use.
  • 2.45" x 3.40" x 1.1" approx. finishing dimensions.
  • 4.5oz minimum weight (some bars may weigh slightly heavier).

NATURAL & ETHICAL:

While our Buddy "Scents" are wildly exaggerated and totally satirical, our soaps are without any shortcuts or gimmicks.

Ethically sourced icons

There are no GMOs, no parabens, no SLS, and no synthetic preservatives to be found. We make sure everything is ethically sourced, because nobody wants their soap to come with a side of guilt. Just honest ingredients that actually work and don’t smell like a chemistry experiment gone wrong. Because your skin deserves a buddy it can trust.

COLD PROCESSED:

All of our soaps are made using the Cold Process Method. Cold process soap is a traditional method of soapmaking that combines oils or fats with lye (sodium hydroxide), triggering a natural chemical reaction called saponification.

This process creates a hard, long-lasting bar of soap rich in natural glycerin, which helps retain moisture in the skin. Cold process soaps often feature rich scents, natural colors, and unique textures you won’t find in store-bought bars.

COLOR VARIATIONS:

Our soaps are hand-crafted by real people rather than mass produced by machines. That means no two are ever exactly alike. Colors might shift, swirl patterns might do their own thing, and the bar you get may not look exactly like the one in the photo. It’s all part of the handmade magic.

SHIPPING & RETURNS:

Free shipping on orders $39.00 and up!*
Contact us for details on custom orders.
We offer hassle-free returns within 30 days.

EARTH-MINDED

Sustainably Sourced

Our soaps are made with premium oils that are ethically and responsibly sourced from around the world. Every formula is free of GMOs, parabens, sulfates, and petroleum products. We believe your clean routine should be good for your skin and better for the planet.

TRENDY & STYLISH

Classic Fit, Seamless Body

Our heavyweight shirts are all about comfort, style, and lasting wear. We focus on producing comfy designs that suit a wide range of people. All of our styles provide structure and durability, making them a great choice for everyday and workwear.

SUSTAINABILITY

Respecting the Environment

Our supplier manufactures our shirt blanks in an environmentally conscious way by paying attention to every detail, every drop of water and energy. Waste is diverted from landfills by finding creative ways to reduce, reuse, recycle, and recover.

CUSTOMER FEEDBACK

Who else has a buddy?

women - 1 Kaitlyn Hutchinson
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When I first saw all these, I laughed out loud so hard because my husband seems to have a 'buddy' that matches every single one of these sayings!

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women - 4 Karen Hayes
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Bought a soap pack for my husband, but he wasn't thrilled with the first scent. Customer service went above and beyond to get them replaced with something else for free.

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women - 7 Melyssa Quick
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Absolutely love their soaps!! The boxes make me laugh and the scents make me smell good. I now judge all other soaps for being boring. Theirs set the bar way too high... and I love a good pun.

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men - 10 Brandon Wood
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My buddy and I ordered matching shirts for each other for Christmas as we both grew up in Booger Hole, WV. Thanks for sticking the name of our hometown on a custom design for us!

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women - 13 Donna Ballard
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I bought the 'I gotta buddy who bottles their own farts' T-shirt for my boyfriend for his birthday as he has a friend who's crazy like that. Here's to Gaseous Gary and his toxic clouds!

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men - 16 Kingsley Clayton
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I wanted to say thanks for the laughs and I haven't even bought anything yet! I just can't decide which item to get. They are all pretty hysterical. I've got quite a few things saved in my wishlist.

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Free Shipping

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Easy Returns

Hassle-free 30 day returns.